You all follow the goings on at Uboat.net, don't you?

Of course! Because those U-boats are so snub, so sexy, so - well, sunk. Apart from a few that is. Look at the new map they've got of the losses. Dearie me is this good. You need a special viewer, but if all special viewers were as good as this special viewer I'd not be up in the middle of the night thinking improper things about submarines. Or maybe I would. That's not the point. Just look at the map and thank me for the heads-up. Really.

Wasn't the Lewis good?

According to blood tests I am not dead. Beyond that medical science flounders.